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Funny letters

Funny Letters 

People actually write such applications!!! This is an actual collection of leave letters and applications written by people from India 

1. A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post. 

2. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one week leave. 

3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" 

4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" 

5. A family friend of ours told an incident of his friend's letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school" 

6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day". 

7. A covering note "I am enclosed herewith..." 

8. Another leave letter written to Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." 

9. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". 

10. Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

Fun Facts
My Birthstone is Aquamarine (Courage)
Flower is Daffodil or Jonquil (White or Light Blue)
My Astrological Sign is
I was born in the Chinese Year of
The Monkey
I will start kindergarten in 2009,
be old enough to drive a car in 2020,
and will graduate High School with the Class of 2022
The meaning of the name Keaton
Keaton Male English Place of the hawks.