People actually write such applications!!! This is an actual collection of leave
letters and applications written by people from India
1. A candidate's application: "This has reference to your
advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can
handle both, I am applying for the post.
2. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my
village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one week leave.
3. Another employee applied for
half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual
4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am
suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
5. A family friend of ours told an incident of his
friend's letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school"
6. Another leave letter written
to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day".
7. A covering note "I am enclosed
8. Another leave letter written to Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am
responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
9. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife
is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
10. Letter writing:
- "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."