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Funny letters

Funny Letters 

People actually write such applications!!! This is an actual collection of leave letters and applications written by people from India 

1. A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post. 

2. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one week leave. 

3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" 

4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" 

5. A family friend of ours told an incident of his friend's letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school" 

6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day". 

7. A covering note "I am enclosed herewith..." 

8. Another leave letter written to Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." 

9. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". 

10. Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

Last updated on 7/30/2006, 12:25:39 PM

Fun Facts
My Birthstone is Aquamarine (Courage)
My
Flower is Daffodil or Jonquil (White or Light Blue)
My Astrological Sign is
Aries
I was born in the Chinese Year of
The Monkey
I will start kindergarten in 2009,
be old enough to drive a car in 2020,
and will graduate High School with the Class of 2022
The meaning of the name Keaton
 
Keaton Male English Place of the hawks.